UGGGGHHH I'M SICK AS FUCK AND MY PARENTS ARE SENDING ME TO SCHOOL! ITS LIKE

: MY THROAT HURTS, MY NOSE IS STUFFED, I GOTZ MIGRANES, AND! I'M EXHAUSTED...... NOT BECAUSE I STOOD UP LATE BUT BECAUSE I WOULD EITHER SNEEZE MYSELF AWAKE, I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM (WHICH WAS LIKE TWICE), OR I COUGHED REAL LOUD AND I WOKE MYSELF UP. SINCE I DON'T GET SICK THAT MUCH THE COLDS I GET HIT ME LIKE A SOFTBALL TO THE NUTS.. I GET THE WORSE PART ABOUT IT. SO TODAY AT SCHOOL GUYS IF YOU SEE ME STRUGGLING COULD YOU PLEASE HELP ME OUT. I MIGHT NOT SEEM SICK AT FIRST BUT YOU CAN TELL. ALSO SORRY IF I BREATHE OUTTA MY MOUTH IT'S JUST HARD TO BECAUSE MY NOSE IS SO STUFFED. SO YEAH THAT'S ALL.. I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA FIND FATHER TIME AND MOTHER NATURE AND BE LIKE "HEY THANKS FOR FUCKING UP MY WEEKEND/MONDAY YA DUMBASSES.."

~LM38 *LOST MY SPARKLES!!!*